To:  I’ve Been Working on the Railroad
Bastardized by Phyllis Pawlovsky

We worked hard at Bower & Gardner
For all those many years
When the law firm disbanded
We cried so many tears

Can’t you hear Val Hilton glowing
Whenever he found you a file
Can’t you hear the typists shouting
“This report’s longer than a mile”

See the prep guys run
Serving every one
Plaintiff's lookin so forlorn
Wasn’t the mail staff great
The mail was never late
Cause Ruthie stayed awake till dawn

Bower’s in the courtroom with Plaintiff
Bower’s in the court room I know
Gardner’s in the office with checkbook
Thinking how to raise the dough,
And Singing…

No pay fiddly I O
No pay fiddly I O
No pay fiddly I O
Never gonna pay out dough.